eTail 2026: The Bingo Board, The Packing Rituals, and The "Polite Panic"
Ep. 08

eTail 2026: The Bingo Board, The Packing Rituals, and The "Polite Panic"

Episode description

The sun is finally out in Minnesota, but Nate and Di are trading 50-degree weather for the palm trees of eTail Palm Springs. In this “Pre-Game” episode, we break down the high-stakes logistics of surviving one of the biggest retail conferences of the year without letting our daily operations—or our minds—implode.

In this episode, we cover:

  • The Out-of-Office Triage: How Nate protects his ad spend and Di preps her team to “divide and conquer” so the “polite panic” doesn’t turn into a real crisis.

  • Bingo Board Live Build: We’re building our high-stakes eTail bingo board live. Tallying everything from “Agentic AI” re-brands to inside-out wardrobe malfunctions and “Liquid IV” oases.

  • The “Pack-Unpack” Ritual: Nate reveals his 4-stage optimization process for a week in a carry-on, while Di defends her status as a chronic over-packer.

  • Field Study Missions: Our 2026 goals: hunting for “AI wrappers” and finding another “Hyper-Seasonal” retailer who understands the Halloween struggle.

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